You’re single because: You have a savior complex and keep going for wounded people who can’t properly love you back.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You’re finally attracted to someone who has his or her shit together and doesn’t need to be bullied into a relationship.
You’re single because: You’re having way too much fun sleeping around.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You start feeling bad about how long your ISFJ hookup has been doing your laundry for you, at which point you’ll finally ask them out.
You’re single because: You have impossibly high standards and you’d probably just marry yourself if it were legal.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You decide that it is practical to do so, at which point you will assess potential suitors for mate value and propose to the most logical subject.
You’re single because: You smothered the…
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